Posted 1 month ago

SYMBOLISM

Posted 3 months ago

METAPHOR: Okay, I’m the blonde guy (Dolph Ziggler), the job interview I did last Tuesday is the Hispanic guy (Alberto Del Rio), and the championship is higher pay, good benefits, a better commute, and an overall improvement to quality of life.

Posted 3 months ago

The full text of a spam email message that just arrived in my work email inbox

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Navin Saroha is vice principle of school. National Sea Scout regattas take place every three years. The posthumous Empresses are listed separately by the year they were given the title. Arms, the plan is successful, and they come across an abandoned space station. May 15 celebration are held in honor of patron San Isidro farmer, but are less busy than September. Many older players have spent the later years of their career at Carlisle United after playing for bigger clubs. As of the 2010, its population was 47,420, an increase of 9,039 people since the 2000 census count of 38,381. Distributed by Video Treasures, Inc. Five American lodges that had opposed the 1895 secession retained their affiliation with the international Society in Adyar. The recalled Guyomar Dr.

The High School grades are 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, 10th grade, 11th grade, and 12th grade. Yet unbiasedness is not essential. After, Gabriel pops him by accident, Leon deflates, and is blown up by a helium pump. Dees began a lawsuit against Miller and his group. According to Mendeleev’s booklet, the interstellar atmosphere was probably composed of several additional elemental species. English college head and Anglican theologian of controversial views. Since the late 1940s, reform movements caught the attention of many Guyanese Hindus. In an interview with Chris Collingwood in September 2010, it was revealed that the new album had been completed.

Deputy in 2007, opposed to the Kirchner bloc. Banqueting House, English architecture was transformed. Count Five were born. His usual position is at wing or centre. However, she meets Amane by chance, who reawakens her confidence. Murder in the First and the U. Among some families of the above communities, some young girls also received preliminary training up until the onset of menses. As of 2003 the district had a population of 47,268.

Occasionally, some of these duties could also be delegated to the run crew’s deck electricians. A two story concrete and fieldstone building served as the school’s main classroom building. In May 2007, the policy section of newmatilda. Sora, Yoite’s discarded name. Navy decided to retrofit all IIA ships to carry at least one Phalanx CIWS by 2013. King Christian was renowned for his interest in building. The first storm of 1942 made landfall on the eastern Texas coast, and dissipated two days later over extreme southern Missouri. Eli Lilly in Indianapolis. July 6, 1887, despite arguments over the scope of the changes. The other option, if possible, would be to have a specific image with assigned rights for use on WikiPedia. A number of restorations have taken place in the twentieth century, included a notable one in whch the French participated. Trinity House, are either damaged or destroyed.

J B Hunt Logo. The American Catholic Who’s Who, Vol. All the surviving specials that could be found, seven including Chon, set off to deliver the virus, a likely suicide mission. An Our Father and three Hail Marys are said on each decade.

The subject line was “The best stocktip.” Sure.

Posted 5 months ago

Never give FTD any of your money

FTD: How can I help you?

Me: I ordered flowers for my wife on Valentine’s Day, and they were never delivered. I got an email saying they were, but they weren’t.

FTD: Let me check on that for you. *long, long pause* Yes, it says here your order was delivered at 12:47 pm on Friday.

Me: Sure. Except it wasn’t.

FTD: …

Me: …

FTD: …

Me: …So…?

FTD: Let me contact our florist and see what I can find out. *long, long, long hold* Okay, sir?

Me: Yes?

FTD: Okay, I spoke with our florist, and you’re right, the order was not delivered.

Me: Okay.

FTD: We’re sorry you didn’t receive an email telling you the order wasn’t delivered.

Me: …That’s actually not the problem.

FTD: …

Me: The problem is that the order wasn’t delivered.

FTD: Of course. And we’re sorry you didn’t get that email.

Me: …?

FTD: So what would you like us to do with the order?

Me: Well, why wasn’t it delivered? And why did I get an email saying it was?

FTD: I don’t know.

Me: You don’t know.

FTD: Would you like me to find out?

Me: OH WHY YES THAT WOULD BE GREAT

FTD: Just a moment. *longest of long holds* Okay, sir?

Me: Yes.

FTD: Okay, I don’t know.

Me: You don’t know why the order wasn’t delivered?

FTD: No.

Me: And you don’t know why I got an email saying it was when it wasn’t?

FTD: No.

Me: Your company took my money, lied to me, and you have no explanation?

FTD: No.

Me: …

FTD: What would like us to do with the order?

Me: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS Just give me my money back.

FTD: Okay. You’ll get an email confirming your refund.

Me: Sure I will.

FTD: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: You didn’t help me with this.

I got an email saying I’ll get my refund. But then I’ll got an email saying my wife got her flowers. So.

Never give these clowns your money.

Posted 6 months ago
Posted 6 months ago

Episode 074: Got Them Non-Linear Storytellin' Time Jumpin' Blues

We talk about “Because You Left,” “The Lie,” and “Jughead.” The fifth season is my favorite part of the show, because it’s when Lost finally dropped any last hope of reaching a mainstream blockbuster audience and went full crazy. Season five took up residence directly in my wheelhouse, with closed-loop time travel plots, non-linear storytelling (it starts with a flash-forward to thirty years earlier, just for reference), and some of the show’s most interesting character dynamics.

Posted 7 months ago

Sometimes, when I watch an episode of The Daily Show on my DVR, it opens with the last thirty seconds of the episode of South Park that aired before it. Viewing the last thirty seconds of an episode of South Park, utterly devoid of context, is a master class in surrealism.

I think this will be the only way I’ll watch South Park from now on.

Posted 8 months ago

midwestspitfire:

doctor-whaat:

Carry On

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Posted 8 months ago

The Television Podcastulacra, Episode 067: "Weather Balloons"

Posted 8 months ago

A quick, side-by-side comparison of Eminem’s 2000 release The Marshall Mathers LP with his newest, The Marshall Mathers LP 2.