Posted 1 month ago

The Television Podcastulacra

Podcastin’!

That’s right: I started a podcast. Well, we did — my friend Robby and myself. It’s about television. You may have guessed.

Our first episode, “Pilot,” is about pilots. And Community. And Glee.

Give it a listen, won’t you?

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU’RE HAVING COLD FEET ABOUT THE NECESSITY OF REVOLUTION, COMRADE, NOW IS THE TIME TO ABANDON THE CAUSE. IN THE DAYS AND THE MONTHS TO COME, WHEN THE SHACKLES THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED UPON THE WORKING CLASS FALL TO THE BLOOD-SOAKED GROUND, WHEN THE SOCIAL AND THE SPIRITUAL REALMS ALIKE ARE UNDERGOING THE NECESSARY TRANSFORMATIONS, THERE WILL BE NO ROOM AMONG OUR RANKS FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THE WEAK OF WILL. THIS ARE THE FLAMES OF WAR WE ARE FANNING! THE BOOMING DRUMS OF FREEDOM THAT SHAKE THE SCALES FROM THE EYES OF THE BLIND! IF WE WAVER THEN ALL IS LOST!  
I farted.
ALL WILL BE FREE TO FART IN THE GLORIOUS FUTURE FOR WHICH WE STRUGGLE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU’RE HAVING COLD FEET ABOUT THE NECESSITY OF REVOLUTION, COMRADE, NOW IS THE TIME TO ABANDON THE CAUSE. IN THE DAYS AND THE MONTHS TO COME, WHEN THE SHACKLES THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED UPON THE WORKING CLASS FALL TO THE BLOOD-SOAKED GROUND, WHEN THE SOCIAL AND THE SPIRITUAL REALMS ALIKE ARE UNDERGOING THE NECESSARY TRANSFORMATIONS, THERE WILL BE NO ROOM AMONG OUR RANKS FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THE WEAK OF WILL. THIS ARE THE FLAMES OF WAR WE ARE FANNING! THE BOOMING DRUMS OF FREEDOM THAT SHAKE THE SCALES FROM THE EYES OF THE BLIND! IF WE WAVER THEN ALL IS LOST!  

I farted.

ALL WILL BE FREE TO FART IN THE GLORIOUS FUTURE FOR WHICH WE STRUGGLE!

Posted 1 month ago

All he’s missing is a chain.

First single: “Goldfish Crackers (feat. Ke$ha).”

(Image courtesy of Covered in Bees Records.)

(I had way too much fun with this. Obviously.)

Posted 1 month ago
This blog is genius.

This blog is genius.

(Source: ronsworschach)

Posted 1 month ago
Chandler Bing Will Dance On All Of The Things And You Will Like ItCould the internet be more delightfully silly? Yes, actually, it could, as has been just revealed to us by the Chandler Dances on Things Tumblr, which is a real thing […]
Source: Uproxx

Chandler Bing Will Dance On All Of The Things And You Will Like It
Could the internet be more delightfully silly? Yes, actually, it could, as has been just revealed to us by the Chandler Dances on Things Tumblr, which is a real thing […]

Source: Uproxx

Posted 1 month ago

I AM GOOD AT THIS

This is a mix I did at home of a song called “Blood to Bone.” I don’t remember the band’s name.

I post it because I’m proud of it. Because, dammit, I’m good at this.

Now to find someone to pay me to do it.

Posted 1 month ago

The Lawnmower Man

Mowing the lawn this morning, I came upon a small patch of brown mushrooms. I ran the mower over them, but they stayed intact. So I ran them over again, three times, before they finally disappeared.

I felt a sense of accomplishment. I also felt like I’d just lived the teaser of an X-Files episode.

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Posted 1 month ago

paulftompkins:

Guys, your Easter plans are hereby canceled. NETFLIX HAS NEW EPISODES OF QUINCY (Taken with Instagram at Television)

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